love it, sawyerude!!
A drunk stumbled into a podiatrist's office, mistaking it for a whorehouse. The nurse asked him his name, then told him to go behind the screen and stick it out. So, naturally, the drunk weaved over the screen, dropped his pants and stuck his penis through the screen. The nurse walked over, shrieked, and dropped her tray of instruments. 'That's not a foot!' she screamed. The drunk replied, 'Sshorry, lady! I didn't know there was a minimum.'
A nurse would never shriek or drop anything over seeing a penis.
Seen one, seem em all..
Dunno about that. When I was in the oncology ward back in '07, I overheard a couple of the nurses come close to shrieking when discussing my roommate's "shortcomings". At least, I think they were talking about him.
Besides, you're using the wrong cliche. That one goes, "When you've seen 20 stores under one roof, you've seen a mall!"
.. don't think for one minute that nurses don't snicker about things (out of earshot) occasionally.. keeps things interesting!
on topic sorta:
one day when my son was 4yearsold and his mom and me were with friends, we were sharing funny things kids say. And i had to share what my son said when he caught me standing and peeing in the bathroom: "Daddy when i grow up - i hope i havea penis as big as yours" To wich his mom said: "he will be so disappointed" And everyone laughed...
cept me.
