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Santa Galvi's Mail Box.

Galvatron

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
Please post Santa Galvi your Christmas letters and i will be sure to give you a reply....it may not be what you want to hear but it's worth a try:yum::yum::yum:
 

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Dear Santatron,

I've been a good boy this year. I don't need anything material this year. I am kinda lonely though and was really hoping for a visit from FF's own little buddy....GOLDATRON. That poor little guy deserves to be in a good home for the holidays. God knows what kind of torture he's currently being subjected to. In lieu of milk and cookies, I'll be sure to leave you some beer and pretzels. Oh, and of course some carrots for your reindeer.

Signed,

GroomerguyNWO
 
Dear Galviclause,
I sent my wife a nice Christmas present by USPS. The problem is, I mailed it with a return address to my girlfriend's house. Can you intercept, please? BAMMMMMMM!!!!!


Too late! :doh:
 
Santa Baby,
I always try to be a good girl, but it's awfully hard being both naughty and nice.
If you can find it in your heart, please drop me off a box of See's chocolates.. and a toaster oven.
Signed,
Pirate Girl.
PS- thank you for bringing me good prezzies for the last 49 years. ;)
 
Dear Galviclaus,
Could you please send me the harness diagram for your sleigh. Last year my missile only knocked off one of your reindeer. This year I wanta get the fat boy.
P.S. Reindeer steak is pretty good with a little sauce.
 
groomerguyNWO said:
Dear Santatron,

I've been a good boy this year. I don't need anything material this year. I am kinda lonely though and was really hoping for a visit from FF's own little buddy....GOLDATRON. That poor little guy deserves to be in a good home for the holidays. God knows what kind of torture he's currently being subjected to. In lieu of milk and cookies, I'll be sure to leave you some beer and pretzels. Oh, and of course some carrots for your reindeer.

Signed,

GroomerguyNWO
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Ho Ho HO it seems my sack is full this morning....lucky jolly old me....

Well Brian i see by my list you have been a good boy this year apart from that little matter with the ladies underwear department....i am pleased to here you got off with a warning....

Anyhow i can not promise to to get you Goldatron in time for Christmas but i can give you some advice....get the kids a babysitter and get out to a festive gathering and try your luck with a few of the ladies,your a good looking chap and stand a good chance,lacing their drinks is a option only to be used if you do not have the $$$ for a night with a HO HO HO.

Remember to be safe.....carry condoms and a fake ID.:yum::yum::yum:


Happy Christmas Brian.
 
Trakternut said:
Dear Galviclause,
I sent my wife a nice Christmas present by USPS. The problem is, I mailed it with a return address to my girlfriend's house. Can you intercept, please? BAMMMMMMM!!!!!


Too late! :doh:
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O you have been a silly boy.......let me give you a little tip to save this happening again....

Give your wife a pet name....something like snuggles....give your Ho Ho Ho the same pet name....if it then goes to the wrong address hey presto the same name and your still see in the new year with a Bang....or 2.

Happy Christmas Monte....you sly old dog:brows:
 
pirate_girl said:
Santa Baby,
I always try to be a good girl, but it's awfully hard being both naughty and nice.
If you can find it in your heart, please drop me off a box of See's chocolates.. and a toaster oven.
Signed,
Pirate Girl.
PS- thank you for bringing me good prezzies for the last 49 years. ;)
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Well well well it's that cheeky little PG.....and yes you have been naughty but nice this year...so to the fact i was tempted to allow you to help me out this year with emptying my sack all over the globe...Mrs Santatron soon put a stop to that.

I got excited back on track....yes you will see prezzies this year but you will have to wait for the surprise on what you may get....and remember there is only one Santa so don't be fooled by imposters asking you to shut your eyes and you will get a surprise.

Happy Christmas PG.
 
muleman said:
PS- thank you for bringing me good prezzies for the last 49 years. ;)

Suck up!
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Ho Ho Ho and you are being a naughty boy i see young man....if the likes of PG wish to suck up around me then all the jollier....in fact i do kinda encourage it:whistling:

You did not ask for anything so that tells me you are content....which is good as i got you nothing so we are both in the clear:wink:

Happy Christmas Bill.
 
loboloco said:
Dear Galviclaus,
Could you please send me the harness diagram for your sleigh. Last year my missile only knocked off one of your reindeer. This year I wanta get the fat boy.
P.S. Reindeer steak is pretty good with a little sauce.
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Ho Ho Ho so so so it was you that caused me to take a hard right and spill my drink....i thought it was that horrid King Jong il....i sure am going to fuck him over with a turd down his chimney:yum:...

Now Lobo it is not nice to be crawl to animals.....if you really want a reindeer steak pop in to your local butchers and i am sure they are stocked up this time of year....mine are not for eating....well not til they piss me off.

Merry Christmas Lobo....i'm watching you:shifty:
 
Galvatron said:
Ho Ho HO it seems my sack is full this morning....lucky jolly old me....

Well Brian i see by my list you have been a good boy this year apart from that little matter with the ladies underwear department....i am pleased to here you got off with a warning....

Anyhow i can not promise to to get you Goldatron in time for Christmas but i can give you some advice....get the kids a babysitter and get out to a festive gathering and try your luck with a few of the ladies,your a good looking chap and stand a good chance,lacing their drinks is a option only to be used if you do not have the $$$ for a night with a HO HO HO.

Remember to be safe.....carry condoms and a fake ID.:yum::yum::yum:


Happy Christmas Brian.
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1. You can't prove it!!!:whistling:

2. Been there, done that! Wrote the book. Actually, we got a sitter on saturday and went out to a progressive supper. Left with a case of beer, came back with a headache. From what they tell me, I had fun!!!:brows:
 
I have not got any post from young Rusty so far this year.....how odd as last year he had my sack swollen to the point it exploded all over the work shop....the Elves were cleaning up for what seemed like forever.


Rusty asks for so so many things.....some of them are not even legal in several states of the USA.....others i think should be banned all over the World....what does a 24 year old man get up to with a pound of Vaseline and a plastic sausage:unsure:
 
Rusty Shackleford said:
dear santa peepants:

i would like for Christmas my two front teeth.

love, rusty
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O poor Rusty has that Bitch the tooth fairy been up to know good again...i shall report her to our boss upstairs.

I will try and get your teeth back for you but if i don't i will instead get you a straw so you can suck up your food instead.

PS....stop wanking around the back of Mrs Doyle's house she is tired of having to clean up the mess from her Daughters bedroom window:hammer::hammer::hammer:
 
dear santa galvi will you be coming down my chimney tonight. i hope so because i'll be hiding outside waiting to get me some reindeer with the shotgun since i sisn't get any deer so far this hunting season. and rudolph would look great with that glowing red nose up on my wall
 
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