There is an enormous difference between teaching about religions and what was obviously the gist of the "joke". "Keeping God out of school" is a code-word phrase which means, "Keeping prayer out of schools" or "keeping the display of the 10 commandments out of schools" and other similar goals of many religions.
Bob and others are putting words in my mouth or trying to put a spin on what they think I believe. I can't stop them, but I surely wish they'd ask me what I believe before they try to (incorrectly) explain it. Their explanations are almost always in terms of what they believe. Everyone should go back and read what I wrote over again, and see if there is anything, anywhere, that shows me trying to tell others what I think they believe. I just don't do it, and I resent it when others do it to me.
That said, my intention is not to "...want all references to God/religion banished from school." What I intend is to banish all references to any one single view of God from school.
When I grew up, it was a less complicated time. We had a prayer in school every morning. It was a Christian prayer, full of the usual references to Jesus. We all had to stand and show reverence for this prayer, as if we all agreed with it. I didn;t see anything wrong with it; it was the same thing I heard at home and in Sunday School. But then, I grew a little older, and made friends who were not exactly like me. One of them was Jewish. From him, I discovered that acceptance of Jesus as the Son of God is not a part of the Jewish faith. I also discovered that this is neither right nor wrong; it's just different. I also discovered that he resented the fact that he had to stand and show reverence for the prayer, with the implication that he believed it. I also discovered that his parents were concerned that exposure to the prayer would, in some way, influence their son to doubt the word of his parents or their religion. After all, if one hears it in school, it must be right, right?
They could have petitioned the school board to substitute a prayer more suitable for Jews, but as a minority, they did not have the political clout to make it happen. Therefore, you begin to see the a political influence of religion -- the majority were able to force the minority to mimic participation.
This is wrong. And, of course, in this exponentially more complicated world, there can be any number of students, of any number of faiths, or no faith at all, in any classroom. There is no universal prayer that can possibly satisfy them all. "Dear Possibility of a Higher Power who may or may not have Created us..."
The moment that you get more specific than that, you are "establishing" one religion, or one group of religions, over another, or over no religion, and that "establishment" is against our Constitution. Since there is no way to do it and be fair to all, then it can't be done.
The courts understand this; that's why it is the law of the land, regardless of whether the judges are liberal or conservative, believer or non-believer.
Politicians, on the other hand, while they may understand the reality very well, pander to people who do not understand. If a political party wants to gain the votes of fundamentalist Christians, for example, they promise to restore Christian prayer in school. The fundamentalists, for their part, don't give a rat's patootie about the law or the courts or the reality or the feelings of others; all they want is a single-minded return to the forced displays of my youth. So, they vote for the people who make the promises.
This is bad for the nation, because it puts the liars and panderers into power.
On the other hand, I can't imagine a logical, thinking person who would deny that religion has had an influence, good or bad, on the state of our current world. And, I can't imagine a person so stupid as to want to deny teaching that history to our students. Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.
Of course, the fact that most of the influence of religion in history has been so bad and/or so wrong might lead some to wonder how the teaching of religion would do anything except destroy religion, so I wonder why fundamentalists are so keen to get it into the schools? Or, could it be that they only want their version to be taught?
And so, we come back to the beginning of this circular argument. Why not just accept it that our courts have set the reality, and let it go at that.
As for the joke, I made my point in my first response -- God is not kept out of the school; individual religions are kept out of the school, and that is an entirely different thing. If it had been Pat Robertson patting the dog on the head and saying he's being kept out, also, that would have been funny. Especially since it puts Pat Robertson at the same level as the dog.