Galvatron
Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
the housework-challenged idiot decided to wash his sweat shirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to Lithium:
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back: " New York Giants.”
And they say blondes are dumb.
On another note...
Never Lose Your Grandson!
My small grandson got lost in the shopping centre the other day.
He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my granddad!"
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
"Granddad."
The guard smiled, then asked: "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied:
"Red wine and women with big tits."
I nearly forgot to mention....
I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children’s' iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to Lithium:
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back: " New York Giants.”
And they say blondes are dumb.
On another note...
Never Lose Your Grandson!
My small grandson got lost in the shopping centre the other day.
He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my granddad!"
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
"Granddad."
The guard smiled, then asked: "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied:
"Red wine and women with big tits."
I nearly forgot to mention....
I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children’s' iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name
