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Who lives in such a setting in that you can just take a few steps outside your home and are able to take a leak. Without anyone seeing you not evn family members.
 
Who lives in such a setting in that you can just take a few steps outside your home and are able to take a leak. Without anyone seeing you not evn family members.


Because of the length and girth I have to walk a ways :yum:
 
Me too. :D
Not the number one reason for me to live in the country, but it sure is nice.
 
I have nieghbors. Like any small small small small town. But outside of town a few hundred feet from my front door I can go and walk for weeks and weeks in a straight line and never even see another human being or evidence of one! Actually Ely is the most remote town in the continental U.S.. :thumb:
 
Been living like that for 37 years.

I'd hate to think I had to move into a subdivision or apartment complex.

Nothing against the folks who live elsewhere, it's just not for me.

Bob
 
Take a leak....hell, I can walk from the house to the pool, swim around for a bit and go back to the house before I realize I forgot to put on my swim suit.:moon:
 
Take a leak....hell, I can walk from the house to the pool, swim around for a bit and go back to the house before I realize I forgot to put on my swim suit.:moon:
Yes, you can, but all those old ladies at the retirement home you live notice you :weneedpic
 
Thats a everyday day thing here at the ranch in Idaho . Only the Elk seem to giggle when I pull it out to take a leak . They keep making comments about being barely legal . Boy ! I hate smartass Elk .
 
Thats a everyday day thing here at the ranch in Idaho . Only the Elk seem to giggle when I pull it out to take a leak . They keep making comments about being barely legal . Boy ! I hate smartass Elk .

For the first six months we lived here, I had my wife convinced that peeing all around the property helped to keep the coyotes away. :yum:

She's from East Chicago, IN....silly hosiers....or is that Hoosiers? :confused:
 
I have nieghbors. Like any small small small small town. But outside of town a few hundred feet from my front door I can go and walk for weeks and weeks in a straight line and never even see another human being or evidence of one! Actually Ely is the most remote town in the continental U.S.. :thumb:

I was in Ely once, many years ago, stopped for gas on a motorcycle trip. Did not stop at Currant to fill up as there was another town called Warm Springs on the map, but when we arrived all there was there was a closed down restaurant with the gas pumps removed. Ran out of gas close to Tonopah and had to hitch a ride into town to get gas. Toured Yosemite the next day and, the ranger at the entrance was going to charge me a child's entrance fee for the wife. When we stopped and camped that night in the Sierra Nevada mountains, the wife asked if the campground had showers as we drove by the only source of water in the camp, a hand pump in the middle of the campground. The next day we took route 89 which was a great ride for a motorcycle, curvy and a 28 per cent grade. Went to our meeting in Reno and headed home, but got held up by snow in Wyoming. This was in either 88 or 89. Do not know how I can remember crap like this when I cannot remember what I had for supper last night.

Getting back to the original question, yes, the only problem is that this time of year, without leaves on the trees you have to be careful which direction you walk when you leave the building.
 
Not in Australia, You just learn to live with an invasion of privacy

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Right now only on week-ends, but in a few years, full time!:thumb:

The picture is facing due west. If you walk due west from that point in my back yard it will be seven miles before you see a house!
 

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My closest full time year round neighbor is about 12 miles away. I can scream, wiz wherever, shoot an elk in my driveway, even die or raise all kinds of hell without anyone knowing or even caring. :thumb:
 
I live right outside the city limits, in the country- within a manufactured housing addition.
The rural areas good for walking and biking are just about a mile down the road.
Lots of nice streams and woods to explore with paths.
I like living in what I call the "countryside"- though the town I am in is typical small town Americana.
Population: about 7,000.
 
I take a leak every morning from the front porch and in the driveway occasionally .............. :yum:

I love livin' in the boonies!
 
Me too I can take a wiz and/or shoot a gun right from my back porch.
I generally have to sit my beer down to do both, however.

I'm about the same. I do have to set the gun or beer down to wave to the neighbor's wife...
 
You could take a leak here without anyone seeing you. I do have some neighbors out front, across the street, but they're far enough away that they probably couldn't tell what the heck you were doing anyway.
 

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I'm about the same. I do have to set the gun or beer down to wave to the neighbor's wife...


Bc, just keep the beer and gun in your hand, lean back a bit and wiggle, it will wave to your neighbors wife just fine. :thumb: Of course a little bit of length and girth helps.:hide:
 
I can do that and shoot a gun if I want.

I can too and usually get "The Talk" from "She Who Must Be Obeyed":4_11_9: . She is convinced the burned grass in the yard is my fault and not the dog's :pee_smilie: , and yes I am waiting for snow. When I was younger I used to mow my lower field in the "buff" for tanning purposes except for my work boots until I got caught by some female colleagues from work who had decided to pay me a surprise visit. My oil rag under the seat:nosee: did make for a decent loin cloth. Not a pretty picture :4_11_9:, but not a lot to hide :nosee: . Jay
 
What's the old saying "This is my pistol and this is my gun...This is for fighting and this is for fun"? Fortunately I have not yet confused the two.
 
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I am from Williamsport lived there and in Montoursville. I still talk funny; beautiful country. Jay
 
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