Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." RS: "Rye. Roon sirbees. Morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen?" G: "Uh. yes. I'd like some bacon and eggs." RS: "Ow july den?" G: "What?" RS: "Ow july den? Pryed, boyud, poochd?" G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled, please." RS: "Ow july dee baykem? Crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine." RS: "Hokay. An sahn toes?" G: "What?" RS: "An toes. July sahn toes?" G: "I don't think so." RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes?" G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means." RS: "Toes! Toes! Why jew don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?" G: "English muffin! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RS: "We bodder?" G: "No. just put the bodder on the side." RS: "Wad?" G: "I mean butter. Just put it on the side." RS: "Copy?" G: "Excuse me?" RS: "Copy? Tea? Meel?" G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all." RS: "One minnie. Scramah egg, creasebaykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy. Rye?" G: "Whatever you say." RS: "Tenjewberrymuds." G: "You're welcome."
