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JEV

JEV

Mr. Congeniality
[FONT=&quot]A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text...

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]If you are laughing, send me your[/FONT][FONT=&quot]smile.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]If you are eating, send me a bite.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]If you are drinking, send me a sip.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]If you are crying, send me your tears.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]I love you."

He replied... "I am taking a dump. What should I do?"[/FONT]
 
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