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Roll Call

Doc

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One night, a bunch of army recruits were lounging in their bunks. It
was a warm evening, and one chap was nice and comfortable in the
altogether.

Suddenly the bugle sounded for roll call. There wasn't time to
dress; so he grabbed his trench coat and buttoned it up tight.
Roll call went off all right, but then they decided to have
clothing inspection. When they came to the GI in the trenchcoat, he
was ordered to open it.

The officer looked him up and down, then said, "That's a
strange uniform."

"It was the first one issued to me, sir." replied the recruit.
 
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