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While she was "flying" down the road, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side
lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that
classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what
does a rectum stretcher do?"
Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work
my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face.............. PRICELESS
 
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