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Robot.

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
A Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they tell lies.
He decides to try it out at teatime at home.

"Son, where have you been today"

Son replies "I have been in school dad", to which the robot slaps him.

"Ok, I have been at my mates house watching DVD's"

Dad asks "What DVD's son"

"Toy Story dad".. the robot slaps the son again.

"OK, OK we were watching porno's" says the son

"What" exclaims the dad, "When I was your age, we didn't know what porno's were"..

The robot slapped the dad.

Mum laughs "Hahahaha!. He is certainly your son"...

The robot slapped the Mum


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