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Retired people need some fun too!

muleman

muleman

Gone But Not Forgotten
[FONT=&quot]Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
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Well, for my wife & I, for example, the other day we went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. [/FONT][FONT=&quot] When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'


He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car had a Quebec plate.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.[/FONT]
 

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muleman said:
[FONT=&quot]Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Well, for my wife & I, for example, the other day we went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'


He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car had a Quebec plate.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.[/FONT]
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Aha so, now we know how groomer guy got all them citations last time he crossed the border
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