Junkman
Extra Super Moderator
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba - Big Mike , Slim, Tiny and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pitbulls.
They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. They say he might not make it! I don't think Killer took part in it but just to be on the safe-side, I locked all four of them in the house.
Better wait outside"
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba - Big Mike , Slim, Tiny and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pitbulls.
They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. They say he might not make it! I don't think Killer took part in it but just to be on the safe-side, I locked all four of them in the house.
Better wait outside"
