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Drinking With A Redneck Girl
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws into the
air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq
we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the
same one twice either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one
gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Iraqi.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and
calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal aliens
that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws into the
air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq
we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the
same one twice either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one
gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Iraqi.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, andcalling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal aliens
that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
back at ya Junk.