redneck fisherman

[Catavenger]

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!?!?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
"What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"

"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

 

[Snowtrac Nome]

An old fisherman was able to catch fish when nobody else was able to. one day a fish cop was going to go out with him to his secret hole to see what kind of illegal method he was using to fish. on the way out in the boat the fish cop asked what bait are you using? the old man replied he used a DuPont spinner. the fish cop says I never herd of one of those. when they arrived the old timer digs into his ice box pulls out a stick of dynamite and lights it. the fish cop is going off about this practice and quoting statutes while the old man hands him the stick. finely the old man asks the fish cop if he was going to talk or fish.