1)- How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
- She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.
2)- Why do redheads really like their hair color?
- It does the same thing for the men it does for the bulls ... it
fires them up!
3)- Why didn't Indians scalp redheads?
- They knew better.
4)- Why aren't most redheads flat-chested?
- It makes reading the T-shirt more exciting.
5)- How can you tell if redhead is lonely?
- There are less than 5 men around her.
6)- Why are redheads considered evil?
- Aren't ALL addictions considered bad for you?
7)- What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
- A man that's taken with a redhead, but is batting 'zero.'
8)- Why don't redheads wear training bras?
- There's nothing 'in training' on a redhead.
9)- Why did they quit selling redheaded Barbie dolls?
- Ken kept having low self esteem issues.
10)- What did the frustrated redhead say to her uninterested lover?
- Nothing. 'Frustrated' and 'uninterested' don't appear in
a redhead's vocabulary.
11)- What do redheads miss most about a great party?
- The lack of equality in male partners.
12)- How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
- She has scratched 'Stay off MY TURF!' on his back with
her claws ...er ... nails, that is.
13)- How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
- She unties you.
- She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.
2)- Why do redheads really like their hair color?
- It does the same thing for the men it does for the bulls ... it
fires them up!
3)- Why didn't Indians scalp redheads?
- They knew better.
4)- Why aren't most redheads flat-chested?
- It makes reading the T-shirt more exciting.
5)- How can you tell if redhead is lonely?
- There are less than 5 men around her.
6)- Why are redheads considered evil?
- Aren't ALL addictions considered bad for you?
7)- What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
- A man that's taken with a redhead, but is batting 'zero.'
8)- Why don't redheads wear training bras?
- There's nothing 'in training' on a redhead.
9)- Why did they quit selling redheaded Barbie dolls?
- Ken kept having low self esteem issues.
10)- What did the frustrated redhead say to her uninterested lover?
- Nothing. 'Frustrated' and 'uninterested' don't appear in
a redhead's vocabulary.
11)- What do redheads miss most about a great party?
- The lack of equality in male partners.
12)- How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
- She has scratched 'Stay off MY TURF!' on his back with
her claws ...er ... nails, that is.
13)- How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
- She unties you.
