Reasons why dogs and cats are better than children

[dzalphakilo]

1. Eat less

2. Don't ask for money all the time

3 Are easier to train

4. Usually come when called

5 Never drive your car

6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends

7. Don't smoke or drink

8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions

9. Don't wear your clothes

10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children​

 

[jakki]

A little twist to Dz's joke.......

1. Eat less....

than say, larger animals?​

2. Don't ask for money all the time...

in the conventional way?​

3. Are easier to train....

heeey, isn't that overkill?​

4. Usually come when called...

all depends on the circumstances..​

5. Don't drive your car..

but may be partial to your tractor....​

6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends...

yet hang in strange places, nonetheless...​

7. Don't smoke or drink....

out of a bowl you mean?​

8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions....

honestly, would you let them walk out of the house looking like this?​

9. Don't wear your clothes

hmmm...., define "wear"?​

10. Don't need a gazillion $ for college...

they'd rather use the money on luxury.....and​

 

[jakki]

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children

awwwww, come on!! have a heart!!​

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