caeryon
New member
"Words to the wise," maybe? LOL Thought some of ya'll would, er, appreciate this one:
I have been married 36 years. I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 36 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no money, and slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a hot good-looking 18-year-old.
"Now, we have a beautiful house, two nice cars, king-size bed, money, and a 50-inch-screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 54 year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 18-year-old beautiful girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, no car, no money and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.
I have been married 36 years. I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 36 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no money, and slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a hot good-looking 18-year-old.
"Now, we have a beautiful house, two nice cars, king-size bed, money, and a 50-inch-screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 54 year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 18-year-old beautiful girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, no car, no money and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.
