>>>> >>>> Subject: NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
and
>>>> >>>> decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the
>>>>wife
>>>> >>>> decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
>>>>anchors,
>>>> >>>> and reads her book.
>>>> >>>> Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
>>>>woman
>>>> >>>> and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
>>>> >>>> "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
>>>> >>>> "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
>>>> >>>> "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
>>>> >>>> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
>>>>start
>>>>at
>>>> >>>> any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
>>>> >>>> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
says
>>>>the
>>>> >>>> woman.
>>>> >>>> "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
>>>> >>>> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
>>>>could
>>>> >>>> start at any moment."
>>>> >>>> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
also
>>>> >>>> think.
>>>> >>>> Send this to four women/girls who are thinkers. If you receive
>>>>this,
>>>> >>>> you
>>>> >>>> know you're intelligent
>>>>
>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
and
>>>> >>>> decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the
>>>>wife
>>>> >>>> decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
>>>>anchors,
>>>> >>>> and reads her book.
>>>> >>>> Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
>>>>woman
>>>> >>>> and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
>>>> >>>> "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
>>>> >>>> "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
>>>> >>>> "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
>>>> >>>> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
>>>>start
>>>>at
>>>> >>>> any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
>>>> >>>> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
says
>>>>the
>>>> >>>> woman.
>>>> >>>> "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
>>>> >>>> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
>>>>could
>>>> >>>> start at any moment."
>>>> >>>> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
also
>>>> >>>> think.
>>>> >>>> Send this to four women/girls who are thinkers. If you receive
>>>>this,
>>>> >>>> you
>>>> >>>> know you're intelligent
>>>>
>>