Ralph works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling
and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too
hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Ralph! How ya'
doin"? His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Ralph. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Ralph if he'd like his usual and
brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable
and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have
Bud at the end of the 1st nine, Honey."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around
Ralph, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Ralphy. Want
your usual table dance, big boy?"
Ralph's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Ralph follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the
door, he jumps in beside her. Ralph tries desperately to explain how the
stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having
none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four
letter word in the book. The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez Ralph,
you picked up a real bitch this time."
and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too
hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Ralph! How ya'
doin"? His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Ralph. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Ralph if he'd like his usual and
brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable
and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have
Bud at the end of the 1st nine, Honey."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around
Ralph, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Ralphy. Want
your usual table dance, big boy?"
Ralph's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Ralph follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the
door, he jumps in beside her. Ralph tries desperately to explain how the
stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having
none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four
letter word in the book. The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez Ralph,
you picked up a real bitch this time."
