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Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
Why don't they have toilet paper in KFC?

Because it is finger licking good!
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Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.

The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack!"

"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
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What did the penis say to the condom?

Cover me I'm going in!
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What is the last thing that goes through a fly's mind as it hits a windscreen?

Its arse
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What did one sagging tit say to the other?

If we don't get support soon, people will think we are nuts

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Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it.
 
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