• Please be sure to read the rules and adhere to them. Some banned members have complained that they are not spammers. But they spammed us. Some even tried to redirect our members to other forums. Duh. Be smart. Read the rules and adhere to them and we will all get along just fine. Cheers. :beer: Link to the rules: https://www.forumsforums.com/threads/forum-rules-info.2974/

Quickies....

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
When I was undressing, my wife said "haven't you got a small organ" I said

"Not that small it’s just not used to playing in a cathedral"

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I hate street performers...

Then again, I'm a mime, so I can't really talk.

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Girlfriend left me yesterday.

Said I was totally obsessed with football.

Pity. I'd been with her 5 seasons.

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How did the porn star get rich?

He came into money.

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Hello, this is incontinence hotline please HOLD.


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