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Quickies.....

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
A wife.... said to her husband.

"The trouble with men is that they can't multi-task... they can't do two things at the same time".

"Actually I can"....... replied the husband.

"Well then"....said the wife.

"Give me an example".

"Well...when I was banging you in bed last night..... I was thinking about your sister".

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On returning from the newsagent one morning...a husband says to his wife...

"I've just heard a rumour that our postman's slept with every woman in our street...except one.. can you believe that?".

"Hah"..says his wife..

"I'll bet It's that snobby...stuck up cow at number 12".


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