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Quickie joke!

A thief broke into a local police station and stole all the lavatory fixtures.

A spokesman said they have nothing to go on.
 
A tanker ship full of blue paint collided with another tanker ship full of red paint.
It had been reported that the crew is marooned.
 
A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high bridge,
about to jump off.

A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be
dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie
before you go?"

She screamed, "NO! Bugger off, you filthy old bastard!"

He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay, I'll just go and wait at the
bottom then."

She didn't jump......... See? Suicide counselling works!
 
Umberto said:
A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high bridge,
about to jump off.

A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be
dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie
before you go?"

She screamed, "NO! Bugger off, you filthy old bastard!"

He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay, I'll just go and wait at the
bottom then."

She didn't jump......... See? Suicide counselling works!
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That's freekin' sick you shameless bugger. :w00t2::w00t2::w00t2::w00t2:
 
Difference between pygmies and a girls track team? Pygmies a re a cunning bunch of runts....


Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says, ‘Dam!’
 
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