Fella walks in a bar with a look on his face like he'd just had his butt verbally kicked. Gets halfway through his drink and yells at the top of his lungs" All lawyers are assholes!!!!".
Fella at the other end says "I heard that and resent it!!!".
First one says "What, are you a lawyer?".
Second one says "Nope, I'm an asshole!!!".
Fella at the other end says "I heard that and resent it!!!".
First one says "What, are you a lawyer?".
Second one says "Nope, I'm an asshole!!!".