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queens tour of the hospital..

so the queen is having a tour of 1 of the UK's best hospitals.

she's really impressed by everything she sees- the clean uniforms, the officient staff, all the machines in working order etc etc etc.

on the first floor, they pass an open door where a man is mastarbating furiously

the queen gasps and tells the nurse, uggg that's disgusting!

the nurse says, oh i'm sorry if that disturbed you.. he has a very rare medical condition- if he does not do that 3 times a day, he's sure to die

the queen says, oh.... i'm sorry. that really can't be very nice for him at all

so they are walking along and in the next room, she spots a lovely nurse giving the patient a blowjob

the queen gasps in shock and asks- what the hell's wrong with him?
the nurse calmly replies, same condition... but better health plan
 
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