Q. Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A. Because it wanted to be a first-aid kit.
Q. Why was the cat so small?
A. Because it drank only condensed milk.
Q. What does the lion say before going out hunting for food?
A Let us prey.
Q. What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
A. There was finally some money in the kitty.
Q. What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark?
A. Now I've herd everything.
Q. Why did the people on the Ark think horses were pessimistic?
A. They kept saying 'neigh'.
Q. What animal could Noah not trust?
A. The Cheetah.
Q. What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
A. My, you're lookin' sharp!
And here's the groaner....
Q. Why weren't there any worms on the Ark?
A. Because worms come in apples not pairs.
A. Because it wanted to be a first-aid kit.
Q. Why was the cat so small?
A. Because it drank only condensed milk.
Q. What does the lion say before going out hunting for food?
A Let us prey.
Q. What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
A. There was finally some money in the kitty.
Q. What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark?
A. Now I've herd everything.
Q. Why did the people on the Ark think horses were pessimistic?
A. They kept saying 'neigh'.
Q. What animal could Noah not trust?
A. The Cheetah.
Q. What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
A. My, you're lookin' sharp!
And here's the groaner....
Q. Why weren't there any worms on the Ark?
A. Because worms come in apples not pairs.