Prostate Checkup

[tommu56]

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.







When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.







The female doctor says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.







I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say,

'99'
The old guy obeys and says,​

"99"​

The doctor says, "Great", now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ​

'99'​

Again, the old guy says, ​

'99'
The doctor said, Very good. ​

Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.​

I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis ​

to keep it out of the way. ​

Now take a deep breath and say, ​

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'99'​

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The old guy begins, ​

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"One... ​

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old.​

You grow old because you stop laughing!​

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[squerly]

Ha, good one Tom!

 

[tiredretired]

Last time I got my prostrate checked, I realized the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders. Hmmmmm.

 

[squerly]

Last time I got my prostrate checked, I realized the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders. Hmmmmm.

So, are you going back?