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problems with relief

Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford

Automotive M.D.
There were three 80 year olds and they were sharing their problems

The first one said "I got a big problem, I cant piss"

The others agreed that this was bad but the second one said "I got a bigger problem, I cant take a shit"

The others agreed that this was a bigger problem and then the third one said

"I've got the biggest problem, I piss every morning at 6:30am and I take a shit at 6:45am"

The others ask whats the problem?

The third ones says "I don't get up until 7am"
 
:yum::yum::yum::yum: Good one...

Tools of the trade

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Marjorie notices something peculiar about Mabel's ear and says, '"Mabel, why on earth do you have a suppository in your left ear?"
Mabel, surprised, replies, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulls it out and stares at it for a moment. Blushing, she replies, "Marj, sweetheart, thanks for letting me know. Now I think I know where to find my missing hearing aid."
 
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