Leni
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Another one from my octogenarian mother....
Two Priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They could not help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a very revealing string bottom, took her sweet time walking toward them. And again, they couldn't help but stare.
Again she nodded at each of them, saying "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," as she passed by. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and called after her.
"Just a minute young lady!"
"Yes, Father?" she said as she stopped and turned back.
"We are priests and are proud of it, but I have to know: how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
The woman smiled, bent over a bit, and pulled off her sunglasses. "Father," she said in a purr, "don't you recognize me? It's me -- Sister Katherine!"
Two Priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They could not help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a very revealing string bottom, took her sweet time walking toward them. And again, they couldn't help but stare.
Again she nodded at each of them, saying "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," as she passed by. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and called after her.
"Just a minute young lady!"
"Yes, Father?" she said as she stopped and turned back.
"We are priests and are proud of it, but I have to know: how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
The woman smiled, bent over a bit, and pulled off her sunglasses. "Father," she said in a purr, "don't you recognize me? It's me -- Sister Katherine!"
Good one Leni.