JEV
Mr. Congeniality
[FONT="]The Polite Way to Pee [/FONT]
[FONT="]During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: [/FONT]
[FONT="]'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' [/FONT]
[FONT="]Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee .' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. [/FONT]
[FONT="]What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. [/FONT]
[FONT="]And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' Johnny said, 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.' [/FONT]
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The teacher fainted........[/FONT]
[FONT="]During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: [/FONT]
[FONT="]'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' [/FONT]
[FONT="]Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee .' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. [/FONT]
[FONT="]What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. [/FONT]
[FONT="]And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' Johnny said, 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.' [/FONT]
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The teacher fainted........[/FONT]