Police Stop

[RoadKing]

A Police STOP at 1 AM

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."

 

[muleman]

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Was he driving a Prius?

 

[Lia]

lol. I think I've heard that one before, but it is always just as funny as the first time.

 

[Catavenger]

"No good deed goes unpunished", that was always my mama's saying.

 

[RoadKing]

"No good deed goes unpunished", that was always my mama's saying.

Mine too!!!!!

 

[fogtender]

Everyone has the right to remain Silent, just a
lot of folks don't have that ability!