Pole-Dancing Alarm Clock

[Deadly Sushi]

Yup.

It costs $40. What do you get for your two Jacksons?

Product Features:
• Spinning Pole/Dancer
• Music
• Time
• Alarm​

So she swings around to the tune of some cheesy song. On an alarm clock base that you can't even read the time on. Where in the hell do they come up with this garbage?
It's junk. And how about the way they're objectifying women? Downright tacky. I swear, I'm tempted to write the company making this and tell them how disgusted I am. I wouldn't pay a single red cent for such a crappy crap crapingly...
Did your wife or girlfriend leave the room yet?
AWESOME alarm clock that I simply MUST have. One for each room of the house. Oooh, and one for the dashboard of my car. What the hell, one for the back window too!

 

[thcri]

Where in the hell do they come up with this garbage?
Did your wife or girlfriend leave the room yet?
AWESOME alarm clock that I simply MUST have. One for each room of the house. Oooh, and one for the dashboard of my car. What the hell, one for the back window too!

So how many did you buy

 

[Deadly Sushi]

That would be a Negatory on the purchse.

 

[bczoom]

That would be a Negatory on the purchse.

Nega?

Let's see
Uni
Bi
Tri
Quad
Pent
Hex
Hept
Oct
Non
Dec
Undec
Dodec
Tridec

Oh crap, I can't remember where Nega goes. Isn't that somewhere in the 20's Maybe 29?

You bought 20+ of these things???

 

[American Woman]

Hey Sushi do you think they would have one like the guy tied up over in the sex sells thread?

 

[Deadly Sushi]

no.