tommu56
Bronze Member
A woman puts an ad in the personals for a man who won't hit her, won't run off on her, and is well endowed.
A bit later, her doorbell rings and when she opens it, she sees a man with no arms and no legs. She's skeptical, but she invites him in. They start talking, and he makes his case. "I have no arms, so I can't hit you, and I have no legs so I can't run off."
"I see," the woman says, "but what about being well endowed?"
How do you think I rang the doorbell?
A bit later, her doorbell rings and when she opens it, she sees a man with no arms and no legs. She's skeptical, but she invites him in. They start talking, and he makes his case. "I have no arms, so I can't hit you, and I have no legs so I can't run off."
"I see," the woman says, "but what about being well endowed?"
How do you think I rang the doorbell?