Penis Myths Debunked

That's been my observation on the forums I'm on. I honestly don't think I've ever seen a woman poster banned and I've seen plenty of bannings. Now I'm curious as to what happened lol.

I'm going to go outside our policy of not discussing these issues for the benefit of not drudging up a lengthy post response to the question, they were banned for multiple logon's and/or thinking they demanded a voice in how the forum was to be operated. Respectfully, time to close the discussion and go have some fun.

Thank you!
 
LMAO for bringing this one back up... my first, and possibly only, time I had a post removed. This discussion still makes me laugh. It's funnier now that I am divorced too!
 
All I can say is......:wow: MORE!!!

Pix that is!



My opinion, the only time size matters is if it's too small. Average is perfectly fine with me.

Fixed it for ya, JB! :wink:



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Muleman and his thread bumping..

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You'd like more than a thread bumped, I bet! :whistling:

Ain't gonna say it......ain't gonna say it......:whistling: Resolved to be nicer for the new year!:yum::yum::yum:

Most resolutions have been broken by now. Speak up!
LMAO for bringing this one back up... my first, and possibly only, time I had a post removed. This discussion still makes me laugh. It's funnier now that I am divorced too!

There's a story behind that post, Ladies and Gentlemen! :brows:
 
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I'm going to go outside our policy of not discussing these issues for the benefit of not drudging up a lengthy post response to the question, they were banned for multiple logon's and/or thinking they demanded a voice in how the forum was to be operated. Respectfully, time to close the discussion and go have some fun.

Thank you!

Sorry, I wasn't around for the apparent fiasco. Wasn't really looking for a detailed explanation. Was just curious.
 
I wish to hell people would quit posting in this thread , this is the 6th time today I looked at a thread with the word Penis in the title :hammer::hammer::hammer::w00t2::yum::yum:
 
Sorry, I wasn't around for the apparent fiasco. Wasn't really looking for a detailed explanation. Was just curious.

No biggie (no pun intended ....... :yum: ................ ) it's always good to throw out reminders of policy since more members join everyday..................... :biggrin:
 
I'm going to go outside our policy of not discussing these issues for the benefit of not drudging up a lengthy post response to the question, they were banned for multiple logon's and/or thinking they demanded a voice in how the forum was to be operated. Respectfully, time to close the discussion and go have some fun.

Thank you!

Big dog,

I am confused, you speak of " Policy " yet where is it. I have searched every nook and crannie and I can not find anything such as what you speak of?
 
Big dog,

I am confused, you speak of " Policy " yet where is it. I have searched every nook and crannie and I can not find anything such as what you speak of?

It's a Sticky in the OPEN forum titled "Ban Hammer"
It's all Doc's fault for not being in the FAQ's .......................... :yum:
 
Can we get this thread back on track and discuss Penises some more! I make no claims or exaggerations except to say I was never uninvited! The wife has been happy as far as I know for 34 years. She still tells me where to stick it at times!:clap:
 
Can we get this thread back on track and discuss Penises some more! I make no claims or exaggerations except to say I was never uninvited! The wife has been happy as far as I know for 34 years. She still tells me where to stick it at times!:clap:


but we NEVER hear from her:w00t2:
 
" When it comes to penises, length matters more to men than to women, according to a new study that reviews more than 60 years of research and debunks numerous sex myths.

About 90 percent of women actually prefer a wide penis to a long one, according to two studies included in the review.

:doh: Eighty-five percent of women reported being satisfied with their partner’s penis size, compared to only 55 percent for men.:doh: "

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I stopped reading this after the first few lines...... I guess I am really out of the loop. Reading it carefully again...... I can't believe that 55% of men are satisfied with their partner's penis size!!! HELL, I can't believe that 55% of men have a partner with a penis!!

Oh well, I guess I better manscape my manhood and hit the Adult Book Stores....... I hate to be completely out of the LOOP and I do feel pretty!!!
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I think that if you don't have what it takes, then you will be looking at what is needed, w/o appreciating what you have and to work with. You will be the only that will know if it is enough, or not. What da ya want anyway, walls shaking and lamps falling of tables every time????
 
Anyone remember the joke that spawned the old saying

"If you have a corvette..............."
i think this ne is it .
an ant and eliphant were walking down the road. the ant falls in to a pungi pit trap and asks for help getting out. the eliphant whips his mr. happy out lowers it into the pit and the ant crawls on than the eliphant pulls him to safety. the next day the same happens to the eliphant the ant wanting to return the favore runs home to get his vette and throws a rope over the side. the eliphant holds on and the ant guns the throttle. the moral to the story is dudes with bid johnsons don't need corvettes
 
hmmmm we keep looking at this from the womans point of view. wouldnt it be double the pleasure for us if it were double the length? :unsure: lets take a vote....anyone wanna have half removed cuz honey bunch likes it better?:whistling: i think the only way to justify that would be if it stopped the gag reflex.:smile:
 
Well it goes like this, the Corvette question:

Petite Quequette, grosse Corvette Which means: big Corvette, small penis...
 
hmmmm we keep looking at this from the womans point of view. wouldnt it be double the pleasure for us if it were double the length? :unsure: lets take a vote....anyone wanna have half removed cuz honey bunch likes it better?:whistling: i think the only way to justify that would be if it stopped the gag reflex.:smile:

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Oh and Cowboy.......PENIS:w00t2:
 
hmmmm we keep looking at this from the womans point of view. wouldnt it be double the pleasure for us if it were double the length? :unsure: lets take a vote....anyone wanna have half removed cuz honey bunch likes it better?:whistling: i think the only way to justify that would be if it stopped the gag reflex.:smile:

LMAO the last time I gave a detailed reply in this thread about how that thought pattern doesn't follow what women like it was deleted... I can assure you that no woman wants a 27" pencil.... the nerve endings are not that deep.
 
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