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Just Plinkin Away the $$
Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl,
so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking it
would be best to get it over with quickly; she took out Earl's old Army
pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly
broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden
to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact
location. "Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below
your left breast. Why do you ask?" She hung up without answering.
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee.
so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking it
would be best to get it over with quickly; she took out Earl's old Army
pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly
broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden
to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact
location. "Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below
your left breast. Why do you ask?" She hung up without answering.
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee.