So, this guy gets a prescription for Viagra and cannot wait to try it out.
He pops a couple before wifey gets home, and in his excitement leaves the package on the kitchen counter where the pet parrot finds and eats the rest.
Shocked and not knowing what to do, he throws the parrot in the freezer, as he sees the wife pull in the drive.
In the midst of drilling the wife, he remembers the parrot.
Running down to the kitchen he takes the bird out of the freezer, and not only is it still alive, it's bathed in a sweat from total exhaustion.
So the guys asks, "How the hell can you be sweating after all this time in the freezer?"
The parrot replies: "You ever try to pry the legs apart on a frozen chicken????"
He pops a couple before wifey gets home, and in his excitement leaves the package on the kitchen counter where the pet parrot finds and eats the rest.
Shocked and not knowing what to do, he throws the parrot in the freezer, as he sees the wife pull in the drive.
In the midst of drilling the wife, he remembers the parrot.
Running down to the kitchen he takes the bird out of the freezer, and not only is it still alive, it's bathed in a sweat from total exhaustion.
So the guys asks, "How the hell can you be sweating after all this time in the freezer?"
The parrot replies: "You ever try to pry the legs apart on a frozen chicken????"
