paddy and mick.

[Galvatron]

Paddy and Mick were walking along a road when Mick stops Paddy suddenly.

Mick: Is that shite on the road there Paddy?
Paddy: Not sure let me have a closer look.

Paddy moves in closer.

Paddy: It looks like shite.
Mick: You sure?
Paddy: Well no.

So Paddy sticks his finger in it and has a sniff.

Paddy: Phew! It smells like shite.
Mick: Yeah it does Paddy but is it really shite?

Paddy has a taste.

Paddy: Oh yes this has to be shite.
Mick: You reckon?
Paddy: I'm totally sure now Mick. It tastes disgusting. It looks like shite, it smells like shite and it tastes like shite. I'm tellin' you Mick that is shite!
Mick: That was lucky I spotted it then Paddy,cos we could've stood in that.




To protect their true identity i changed Rusty and Muleman's names

 

[thcri]

To protect their true identity i changed Rusty and Muleman's names

So who is Paddy??

 

[Galvatron]

So who is Paddy??

I don't think Rusty would be happy if i gave it away