pirate_girl
legendary ⚓
"Twice please, and two pickled eggs, a portion of curry sauce, three lots of mushy peas and nine buttered breadcakes".
Salt & vinegar, love?
"Yes please. No, wait a minute, I'll put it on myself 'cos you tight-fisted buggers cheat and only give us two spitfuls."
Wrapped up or to eat now?
"Wrapped up please, in the oldest piece of dirty newspaper you can find."
That'll be nine pounds and ninety nine pence then please, love.
"Eeeh ! That's just like that Neyna Song i'nt it? Just £9.99 for those red balloons, Red balloons go around. Always reminds me of my mam's nipples that. Great big tits she had. Like two bloody zeppelins. When I were a kid the hallway was always full of sailors waiting to meet her".
Salt & vinegar, love?
"Yes please. No, wait a minute, I'll put it on myself 'cos you tight-fisted buggers cheat and only give us two spitfuls."
Wrapped up or to eat now?
"Wrapped up please, in the oldest piece of dirty newspaper you can find."
That'll be nine pounds and ninety nine pence then please, love.
"Eeeh ! That's just like that Neyna Song i'nt it? Just £9.99 for those red balloons, Red balloons go around. Always reminds me of my mam's nipples that. Great big tits she had. Like two bloody zeppelins. When I were a kid the hallway was always full of sailors waiting to meet her".