Dargo
Like a bad penny...
DAMN CHECKING ACCOUNT
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, "I want to open a goddamned checking account."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, are you deaf, fer Christ sakes? I said I want to open a goddamned checking account...NOW!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what's the problem here?"
"There is no goddamned problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the goddamned lottery and I want to put my goddamned money in this goddamned bank."
"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, "I want to open a goddamned checking account."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, are you deaf, fer Christ sakes? I said I want to open a goddamned checking account...NOW!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what's the problem here?"
"There is no goddamned problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the goddamned lottery and I want to put my goddamned money in this goddamned bank."
"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
