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thcri

thcri

Gone But Not Forgotten
DEAR MADAM:

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS WEBSITE. YOU'VE REQUESTED THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY.

PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM. THAT IS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

Customer Service Dept.
 
Reminds of a version I heard where the new employee made $250 just over lunch break:

"Well, I sold a brunette a white vibrator for $20, a redhead a black one for $30; then some blonde wanted the big plaid one, so I sold her my Thermos for $200."
 
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