Because when winter comes, the ladies want to write their name in the snow too 
http://www.go-girl.com/

http://www.go-girl.com/
May the flees from a thousand camels infest your armpits.
![]()
.. or if not, I shall rename him Rusty ZipperIf you get one Rusty, you would be able to pee past your zipper!![]()
may the flies from a million outhouses fly up your nose!!!
![]()