JEV
Mr. Congeniality
* [FONT=Times, serif]Origin of Olympics[/FONT]
[FONT=Times, serif]A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but[/FONT][FONT=Times, serif][/FONT][FONT=Times, serif] as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece.[/FONT][FONT=Times, serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Times, serif]In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked. [/FONT]
[FONT=Times, serif]To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink[/FONT][FONT=Times, serif][/FONT][FONT=Times, serif] containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.[/FONT][FONT=Times, serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Times, serif]At the opening ceremonial parade Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked[/FONT][FONT=Times, serif][/FONT][FONT=Times, serif] magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed: "OH!! Limp Pricks!"[/FONT][FONT=Times, serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Times, serif]Over the next two and a half millennia that morphed into"Olympics". [/FONT]
[FONT=Times, serif]A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but[/FONT][FONT=Times, serif][/FONT][FONT=Times, serif] as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece.[/FONT][FONT=Times, serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Times, serif]In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked. [/FONT]
[FONT=Times, serif]To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink[/FONT][FONT=Times, serif][/FONT][FONT=Times, serif] containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.[/FONT][FONT=Times, serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Times, serif]At the opening ceremonial parade Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked[/FONT][FONT=Times, serif][/FONT][FONT=Times, serif] magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed: "OH!! Limp Pricks!"[/FONT][FONT=Times, serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Times, serif]Over the next two and a half millennia that morphed into"Olympics". [/FONT]