JEV
Mr. Congeniality
Ole and Lars were on a scaffold, nailing siding on the barn.
Lars dips into his nail pouch and pulls out a handful of nails. He gets a confused look on his face. Ole says, "Vat's da madder Lars?" Lars replies, "Lookie 'ere Ole. Half of dese nails got da heads on da wrong end!" Ole shakes his head in disgust and says, "Lars, you idiot! Dose nails aint got da heads on da wrong end! Da are for de udder side 'o de barn!"
Lars dips into his nail pouch and pulls out a handful of nails. He gets a confused look on his face. Ole says, "Vat's da madder Lars?" Lars replies, "Lookie 'ere Ole. Half of dese nails got da heads on da wrong end!" Ole shakes his head in disgust and says, "Lars, you idiot! Dose nails aint got da heads on da wrong end! Da are for de udder side 'o de barn!"