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Lithium

Lithium

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Old guys just want to be helpful. My friend was in Lowe's the other day pushing his cart around when he collided with a younger guy pushing his cart He said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old man said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like? The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"


The old man said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
 
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