An elderly couple on a farm are sitting on their porch swing drinking their mornin coffee.
The old man reaches over and grabs the womans breast and says,"You know if these things could produce milk we could get rid of all those cows we have."
The wife looks at him and shakes her head.
He then reaches over and grabs her between the legs and says,"If that thing could produce eggs we could get rid of all the chickens we have."
The wife then turns to him clearly pizzed off, grabs his d!ck and says,"If that thing could get hard we could get rid of all your brothers!!!"
The old man reaches over and grabs the womans breast and says,"You know if these things could produce milk we could get rid of all those cows we have."
The wife looks at him and shakes her head.
He then reaches over and grabs her between the legs and says,"If that thing could produce eggs we could get rid of all the chickens we have."
The wife then turns to him clearly pizzed off, grabs his d!ck and says,"If that thing could get hard we could get rid of all your brothers!!!"
