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Gone But Not Forgotten
[FONT="]OLD COOT
At age 70, the old Coot decided to retire.
After having him under foot for a few months, Mrs. Coot became very
agitated with him. She suggested he go and do something to occupy his
time,like join a club or get a hobby. **
Old Coot obliged and went out for a couple of hours. When he returned,
Mrs. Coot asked about his day and he replied, 'Oh, I just went down to
the park and hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a parachute
club.'
'What? Are you nuts? You're 70 years old and you're going to start
jumping out of airplanes?'
'Yeah, look I even got a membership card.'
Mrs. Coot took the card and read it.
'Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in a PROSTITUTE Club,
not a Parachute Club!'
'Oh, great! Now what am I going to do? I signed up
for 7 jumps a week'*[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT]
At age 70, the old Coot decided to retire.
After having him under foot for a few months, Mrs. Coot became very
agitated with him. She suggested he go and do something to occupy his
time,like join a club or get a hobby. **
Old Coot obliged and went out for a couple of hours. When he returned,
Mrs. Coot asked about his day and he replied, 'Oh, I just went down to
the park and hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a parachute
club.'
'What? Are you nuts? You're 70 years old and you're going to start
jumping out of airplanes?'
'Yeah, look I even got a membership card.'
Mrs. Coot took the card and read it.
'Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in a PROSTITUTE Club,
not a Parachute Club!'
'Oh, great! Now what am I going to do? I signed up
for 7 jumps a week'*[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT]
