Leni
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McTavishOl' Doc McTavish had a slow schedule, and a hankering to go golfing. But by the time he decided to go, his office assistant, Seamus, had already booked three appointments -- right in the middle of the day. Doc McTavish came up with a plan.
"Seamus," he said, "I can't cancel the appointments, so I want you to see the three patients."
"Yes, sir!" the always obedient Seamus replied.
The doctor has a great round of golf, and then rushes back to the office to see how things went.
"How did things go?" the anxious medic asks his assistant.
"The first patient had a headache, so I gave him Tylenol."
"Bravo, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Maalox, sir," says Seamus.
"Excellent! You're good at this! And what about the third one?" he asks.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a beautiful young woman burst through. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything, and she lay down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'"
"Fierce, Seamus!" said the astounded doctor. "What did ye do? for that one?"
"I gave her eye drops!"
"Seamus," he said, "I can't cancel the appointments, so I want you to see the three patients."
"Yes, sir!" the always obedient Seamus replied.
The doctor has a great round of golf, and then rushes back to the office to see how things went.
"How did things go?" the anxious medic asks his assistant.
"The first patient had a headache, so I gave him Tylenol."
"Bravo, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Maalox, sir," says Seamus.
"Excellent! You're good at this! And what about the third one?" he asks.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a beautiful young woman burst through. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything, and she lay down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'"
"Fierce, Seamus!" said the astounded doctor. "What did ye do? for that one?"
"I gave her eye drops!"
