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Ok dont tell anyone but.....

Deadly Sushi

Deadly Sushi

The One, The Only, Sushi
I was expecting to get laid from my hot EXgirlfriend last night. So I decided to mow the lawn and trim the hedges. Well I didnt get laid because I had the Runs from my lunch (Sauerkraut with ham). I didnt tell her of course.
Anyhow, after working through the dissapointment, I decided to ride my bike today, thus sweating my ass off. Now all my mowed and trimmed parts are itchy, scratchy and bumpy!
Shit man! It looks like I have some disease! Now I have to wait at least a WEEK to get laid again. :4_11_9:

DAMN MY HAIRY ITALIAN HERITAGE!!! :2gunsfiri
 
Quit using cream and toughen up, thats what I do and never have that problem ......... :yum:
 
Sushi.......I Ran into a Friend of Yours..........Not sure who she is, but she says she knows you......
 

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Hey we are all guys right? I enjoy you guys and what ya say AND share. So I figured 'what the hell' why not? :)
Its actually funny.... yet true. :shitHitFan:
 
Deadly Sushi said:
Hey we are all guys right? I enjoy you guys and what ya say AND share. So I figured 'what the hell' why not? :)
Its actually funny.... yet true. :shitHitFan:
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Before you tell us, I think I can speak for everyone here- we don't want to hear about your bowel movements.:fart2:
Bonehead
 
Why would you mow the lawn and trim the hedges because you thought would get you laid? Word of advice. Quit trying so hard! You are not going to get laid just because your lawn and hedges look pretty. Either she is going to **** you or not! She already has it in her mind if she will. In fact you need to let her know you dont give a shit one way or the other. What the hell has happened to men in this country. They act like a bunch of dammed school children! Grow up.
 
DEADLY SUSHI

Dont thank me but I found you a new partner. This partner wont care if you shit your self during ....Well whatever it is you do.
 

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You are not going to get laid just because your lawn and hedges look pretty. Either she is going to **** you or not!
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Hey, you clean your place up before company comes over dont ya???? :rolleyes:

Let me guess. You have a Black firebird with a condom dispenser on the dash thats been full since the 80s? :yum:
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Its a Tercel, and they are under the drivers seat. :tiphat:

Dont thank me but I found you a new partner. This partner wont care if you shit your self during ....Well whatever it is you do.
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It wasnt smiling until YOU got ahold of it. :poke:
 
Snowcat Operations said:
Why would you mow the lawn and trim the hedges because you thought would get you laid? Word of advice. Quit trying so hard! You are not going to get laid just because your lawn and hedges look pretty. Either she is going to **** you or not! She already has it in her mind if she will. In fact you need to let her know you dont give a shit one way or the other. What the hell has happened to men in this country. They act like a bunch of dammed school children! Grow up.
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Uhhhh ... there appears to be some misunderstanding, perhaps mine, but my money is on you Snow ...

Mowed and trimmed is referring to his shaven genitalia ... giving you an out, if you understood this, then don't respond. If its a revelation, Sushi invited this on himself, so blast away!

:yum::yum::shitHitFan:
 
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