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Lenny

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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out,
"Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,
"Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"

"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!

"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,

"Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of he hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet
seat!"

To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?!"
 
Reminds me of a local iron monger (scrapper for salvage) He had a plasic milk crate he used to sit on to cut iron. It was a hot summer day, and he had on his bib overalls, sans underware. Well the milk crate had over time, developed a crack that ran across the bottom, as it was bottom side up to sit on. One day after sittin for a good spell he decided to get up, untill he realised his scrotum was through the crack, and the milk crate was hanging from his testicals!! Neadless to say he needed some real help to get unfastned from that milk crate. He never sat on one ever again till he left this earth years later. His son loves to tell this story..

Regards, Kirk
 
300 H and H said:
Reminds me of a local iron monger (scrapper for salvage) He had a plasic milk crate he used to sit on to cut iron. It was a hot summer day, and he had on his bib overalls, sans underware. Well the milk crate had over time, developed a crack that ran across the bottom, as it was bottom side up to sit on. One day after sittin for a good spell he decided to get up, untill he realised his scrotum was through the crack, and the milk crate was hanging from his testicals!! Neadless to say he needed some real help to get unfastned from that milk crate. He never sat on one ever again till he left this earth years later. His son loves to tell this story..

Regards, Kirk
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EYUEWE! That hurts just thinking about it.:w00t2:


So, if you don't mind, I'm gonna stop thinkin' about it.:yum:
 
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