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"Of course I do!"

Lenny

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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."


"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door on his way to the office.


At 10 a.m., the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses.


At 1 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.


Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.


The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.


"First the flowers, then the candy, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never spent a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my whole life!"
 
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